The Goals of RDCFAS

Hello all. We're new at this but it seems like anyone with a thought in their head can write a blog. That said, imagine all the thoughts 3 heads can create. As you may have guessed, we here at the Ryan, Dennis, Chris Film Appreciation Society enjoy movies a great deal. They make us laugh, inspire us, and ultimately motivate us to create our own poor movies. That said, the RCDFAS is not an ordinary movie review blog. At no point will we share our opinions on Avatar, rave about Cloverfield, or discuss any movie worthy of an Oscar. It's not that those movies don't deserve to be talked about, it's just we're just not that sophisticated. No, no we here at the Film Appreciation Society serve a greater purpose. We realize today's moviewatcher is comfortable in reaching for the flavor of the week, safely betting their money on a Johnny Depp film directed by Christopher Nolan (Seriously. How could that movie not be awesome?). Today's moviewatcher isn't a risktaker. If he or she hasn't heard of a film, there's no way they're watching it. Not us. Chris, Dennis and myself have spent our lives searching for one thing, committing feature-lengths of time questing for our Holy Grail: the worst movie ever made. That's right. If a movie sounds bad, we'll watch it. If a movie sounds hilarious, we'll watch it. If it takes place in the 80s and it centers around break-dancing, we'll watch it. There's no way in Hell an 80s break-dancing movie can be the worst movie ever made though. Seriously, watch Breakin'.

And so, the RDCFAS will watch these unheard of movies and report to you why you should watch them. For you see, if we were to find the worst movie ever made, we'd be out of a quest. Thus, we find even the smallest grain of hope within the worst films. For example:

-Dracula 3000? Coolio was in it.

-Theodore Rex? That dinosaur FLIPS OUT when he eats cookies.

-Transylvania-6-5000? Jeff Goldblum AND Ed Begley Jr.

The three of us at the Ryan, Dennis, Chris Film Apprecitation Society look forward to expanding your movie scope and hopefully you'll be willing to enjoy some of these films yourself. Until next time!